Lord Neptune Vibrating Silicone Grinder

The sea god holds you down through every set.

Why It Works

• Adjustable Tentacle Strap-Mount Base: A 12-inch to 52-inch adjustable strap wraps the tentacle base around pillows, thighs, the locker bench, or any furniture you can prop yourself against. Wherever the briefs hit the floor, Neptune sets up shop.
• Sea-God Sculpted Silicone Shaft: A 5.3-inch silicone shaft carved with deep-sea ridges, raised bumps, and sea-god creature texture that catches every wall of your anal walls on entry and leaves you gaping on the way out.
• Removable Vibrating Bullet, 3 Speeds 7 Patterns: A drop-in bullet slides into the tentacle base and powers the whole grinder. 3 vibration speeds and 7 pulse patterns roll from a low hum into a intense rumble through every inch of the shaft.
• Wireless Remote for Hands-Free Vibration: A pocket-sized wireless remote keeps speed and pattern shifts in one palm. Your other hand stays free for gripping your shaft or your partner.
• Waterproof Premium Silicone: Premium silicone holds up to shower hookups, bath sessions, and wet-tile rendezvous without losing the vibration.
• Solo Riding or Partner Mount Versatility: Strap him to a pillow for late-night solo grinds, lock him to the bedpost for hands-free riding, or anchor him to your partner's thigh and let them control the angle.

Lord Neptune surfaces from the deepest trenches as the sea god the locker-room never warned you about. His tentacles wrap whatever you ride against, and the shaft sculpted in his image takes you deeper than the rumors ever did.

The 5.3-inch silicone shaft drags raised ridges and sea-god bumps against your anal walls as you grind. The vibrating bullet hums through 3 speeds and 7 patterns from the wireless remote in your palm, ramping from a soft tease to a deep uncontrollable intensity that pulls full-body, eye-rolling shudders out of you.

Strap his tentacle base between 12 and 52 inches of circumference around the pillow, the bedpost, or the headboard for hands-free riding that holds all night. Submersible silicone takes the shower and the bath in stride. Stash him in your gear bag and pack him to your next overnight.

Product Specifications

Color: Blue
Material: Silicone, Neoprene, ABS Plastic
Overall Length: 6.2" (15.7 cm)
Overall Width: 3.1" (7.9 cm)
Overall Depth: 3.9" (9.9 cm)
Insertable Length: 5.3" (13.5 cm)
Widest Insertable Diameter: 2" (5.1 cm)
Strap Adjustment: 12" to 52" (30.5 to 132.1 cm) circumference
Vibration: 3 speeds, 7 patterns
Remote: Wireless
Submersible: Yes
Recommended Lube: Water-based


Care: Use with water-based lubricant. Wash with warm water and toy cleaner after each use. Pat dry and store in a cool, dry location, away from direct sunlight and separated from other toys.

*Includes a USB charging cable. Wireless remote requires 1 AAA battery (not included).